🎬9-0 HAT-TRICK CLUB!🎬 Neymar gatecrashes Hat-Trick Club! (PSG vs Guingamp Parody)

Gillian welcomes a hatchery club and welcome to your dog as you know the first rule of hatchery club is you have to have scored a hair treat for your club or country Oh kaanchi which means it’s earlier today sorry late late you’re nuts even on the entry list stop pulling my hair you son of a female dog valium Chilean Nina I’m afraid the first water fast return is you have to have scored a trick for your club oh don’t you come I was going to say country oh and stop pulling my hair you senator female socks oh you’re right long hair it’s for girls what’s you had dreadlocks last week dreadlocks is long hair but for cool people shoe you looks like Whoopi Goldberg oh I mean it stop pulling my hair I’m going to kick your bum in a minute Oh losers pick your bum read it and weep Whoopi nine now three for me three for him sue for you no her cheek no match for now Jo away you haven’t heard the last of ders oh geez he’s so selfish no this is the part where we’re supposed to get our balls outs and tasmiyah damn what a magical silly oh thank goodness but we both scored hat-tricks elect and there is only one match below so what do we do well there’s nothing in the Hedrick club rules about hatrocks in the same game oh but luckily there is in my contract the events of somebody else during a hetrick in the same game as mr.

Cavani that’s me mr. Cavani will be awarded the match ball mom says it right here let me see em just there move your finger what that’s been added in pencil no it’s essence that’s just that’s just the fun Gillian oh not dissident gets outs whoopee Wow stopping my chair Gillian tell him where you’ll just blamed my boy so you’re on your own just like in the country everything okay how about I let you hold my ball that sounds of prickers roll up Gillian no okay how about I give you half of my balls do so skirt roll up it’s 2019 there is nothing wrong with being Jay there is if he’s not gay and you’re trying to get you to hold your ball is a path to match ball Oh like this here killing you I have one of my balls sounds a bit gay wow what slow Joyce of major cadets what’s you say so sorry Dupre she’s Savi’s apology accepted now let’s put that behind us and move on we have one match ball itch let’s get admiring each other’s balls where did you even get those match balls they were all round the pitch there was more than one match ball yes it was multiple it’s not 1972 that’s probably what ever since Barbara says when he sees that her toe every week Gillian problem solved now you have a match ball so you can sell whoopee he can’t stay because he didn’t score a hat-trick but mark did score boys clear no he didn’t yes he did you just wrote that’s in Plainfield no I didn’t it’s just the font I deserve luckily I never came here without a rubber sounds a bit how does that sounds a bit pink oh wait till oppress me about their life out of here Cavani bitch teammate in violent homophobic range drill heads we grab correction violent and formost homophobic rhymes Falmouth’s I said whoo Cavani commands teammates too screwed in basements oh and as far as thanking since you can shove your boss up even worse that’s practically Oh too funny I think you went a bit far system

Sideswiped – Ep 1 “Matching Up”

♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ This thing always reminds me of a duck. Time to open my vagina! -Quack, quack, quack. -Put that down. ♪♪ Sorry. Is Dr. Olson gonna be long? Oh, she’s out today. Dr. Bennett will be covering. -Okay. -He’s great. That — He’s… He’s a guy? Yes. Is he like — is he, like, really old and doctory? Because I didn’t — I didn’t — I didn’t wax my… Dr. Bennett: Hello. I’m Dr. Bennett. ♪ Just came here ♪ ♪ And I don’t want you to leave ♪ ♪ I’ll stay here ♪ ♪ And get it started with me ♪ ♪ Can’t blame ya ♪ ♪ We bump into ya, baby ♪ All right, let’s see what we got here. Oh, look at that. Happy birthday.

Well, how do you know that? You — You counting the rings down there? No, I have your, uh… Oh, right. Stupid — my chart. -All right. – Well, I was gonna go over a few things here, and…then we’ll set you free. -You can go celebrate. -Great. Thanks. Uh… So, it says here it’s been a little over two years since your last Pap smear. Is that correct? Yeah, yeah. I haven’t had any sexual partners, so, no. Oh, okay. No sexual partner. Well, you don’t — you don’t have to write down, “No sexual partners.” I’ve had sex before. -Ah. -Like, a lot. Well, not a lot. I’m not a slut. No, I wasn’t thinking that you — You know, ’cause, the last — the last two years, I’ve had, like, no sex at all.

So, I mean — Has it really been two years? We don’t need to talk about it anymore. -I have all the information. -You know what? I think it’s probably fine down there. We can just come back when I’m having sex again. No, no, it’s okay. Honestly, I mean, you know, you’re here, you might as well… get it done, right? Especially since there’ll be no STD testing or family-planning concerns, I assume. No, no, that’s — that’s not — way in the future. Not even thinking about that yet. Okay. Well, I should let you know that, um, if you are ever thinking about having kids someday, the decline in fertility accelerates rapidly after 35. -Rapidly? -Mm-hmm. Just — Just something to, you know, think about. Uh-huh. Okay.

All right. Okay. So, I’ll just, um… We need to… And if you could just, uh, scoot towards me a little bit, please. La– Closer. Okay. A little closer. You just want to get to the very edge. Any closer and I’ll be your beard, okay? You know what? This is fine. I can do it from here. -Okay. -Speculum, please. Thank you. Okay. – -Okay, I just need a… Take a deep breath, try to relax. -All right. – Gonna hear some clicks. Uh, cytobrush, please. -It’s in the other room. – I’ll be right back. Um… She’ll be right back. – Right. – It’s okay. We’ll just wait.

Yeah. I guess we… Oh. You have any plans for your big day? I mean, besides coming to the gynecologist? -No, no, just working. -Gotcha. This is the only action I’m getting today. Oh, no, I didn’t mean like — I didn’t mean it like that. I didn’t mean this was action. You know? I would have at least waxed, which I normally do, by the way.

You just — You’re catching me right before I go in. I actually have an appointment today, right after this. Today is my day of appointments. Probably should have done that one first, though, right? No, no, it’s fine. I mean, it’s not that bad at all. I mean, it’s not bad. I mean, I’m not good — Just fine. You have to grow your hair out when you wax, okay? That’s how it works, So that’s why mine looks like that right now.

It doesn’t normally look like that. Just right before I wax, which I’m doing today. I mean, not bald. Gonna leave a little hair. -I’m not seven. -Right. I always think it’s strange when guys are into girls like that, you know. You need something, right? Like a landing strip or something, right? Ah, the cytobrush! Awesome. Thank you. Okay. Just relax. There we go. Breathe through it. Olivia: Nobody wants to think about getting older, but the reality is, we all do. I mean, trust me, I know from personal experience what happens if you don’t plan ahead. Like, my dad had a heart attack during a golf lesson and left my mom with nothing but a mortgage and 12 more golf lessons. Definitely was not the future that she planned. Let us help you set your family up with life insurance and protect your family today.

Great, I’ll transfer you to Danny for an appointment. Okay. Aww, you brought me a cake. Jayne: Yeah. With a fuck-ton of candles! Mmm. ♪♪ Happy birthday. Does mom know you’re using her story to sell insurance? Whatever. Mom’s living in my guest room, -it’s my story now, too. -Mmm. Danny, can you pick up line two to schedule an appointment for Mrs. Reeves? Will do. ♪ Hey, baby♪ ♪ Come on in, I’ve been waiting for ya♪ God damn it, Danny, I told you to use the intercom. Right, sorry — more profesh. -Hey, Jayne. -Hey. -So sporty. -Thank you. -Is it your birthday? -Line two. Oh, right. Birthday on a Friday night. Do you want to go out? -Please say yes. -No, I can’t. I’m doing L.A.E.s tonight. You’re getting laid tonight? No, L.A.E.s — loss adjustment expenses. No, you need to go out and meet real people. We’re gonna get you real laid. You know, after three dates, and if he’s husband material, but…

I don’t want to go out, Jayne. I’m too tired. Well, yeah, that’s what happens when you get old. -I am not old. -Yeah. My God, couldn’t you have just used a lighter? No, it’s so much funnier this way. Okay. That’s enough. Here. Can — Can you get the grimace off your face for one minute? My doctor told me I had to freeze my eggs today because apparently your ovaries explode at 35. Well, yeah, it’s true. The shit is just drying up down there.

Shut up, Jayne. My eggs are plentiful and wet. You haven’t even gone on one date -since you and Ryan broke up. -Yeah, because I’ve been busy. Yeah, but there are so many apps for that. We need to get you on Tinder, Bumble, Plenty of Fish, Coffee Meets Bagel, Match, OKCupid, Hinge, Zoosk, Badoo. All right, now you’re just making up sounds. Okay, we can at least go out one night for your birthday. Come on! We can go out like we used to. You just want to go out because you’re bored and you can finally drink. Okay, I love my life. But have you seen my nipples? Oh — Jayne, oh, my God! I — I fucking work here! Put your shirt down, you psycho. No, I need you to look at them, Olivia.

18 hours a day, I swear to God, all I do is feed that goddamn thing. I need a night out. Please. Mrs. Reeves is scheduled for Frid– -Oh, my God! -Intercom, Danny. Go! I have some ChapStick in my — -Go, please. -Oh, sorry. Jim looks at me the same way when he sees me naked. I need to get my vagina tightened. Abby ripped it all the way down to my butt with her big, fat head. I don’t think it healed right. You have got to stop talking about your ripped vagina in my office. Look, I’m abandoning my baby for the first time to take you out on your birthday so you don’t die alone. Olivia, you got to get out and meet people. I’m good. Thanks. Fine. Go do your stupid L.A.E.s all alone on a Friday night, on your birthday, unmarried, no kids, just completely by yourself while I’m at home being showered in love by my family.

All right, I get it — I’m gonna be alone. Speaking of that… thank you so much for my cake and for making me feel so great on my birthday. I’ll call you later. All right. Happy birthday. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ My God! Mom! You scared the shit out of me! What is wrong with your face? What? I watched Kylie Jenner’s makeup tutorial on YouTube. Where are we going to celebrate your birthday? ♪♪ We aren’t going anywhere. I’m exhausted, and I still have a lot of work to do. Life isn’t all about work. Says the lady who’s never had a job in her life. Happy birthday. Mm. I noticed some wrinkles, around your eyes, popping up. You get that from your dad. But that should cover your first unit of Botox. I think you’re gonna love it.

I’ve never had to do it, but I’ll go with you. I’ll bring rose, and we’ll have a girls’ day. I seriously can’t live with that woman anymore. She’s making me crazy. Yeah, well, Mom’s batshit. I’m just happy she got you out. -Hey. -Oh, hello! Mwah. Oh, God, Jim, what did you eat? I had garlic fries at work a couple hours ago. -Hey, Olivia. -Hey, Jim. All right, well, you girls have fun tonight. Abby and I will hold down the fort. Oh, babe, you should bring some smatter tonight. What’s smatter? -No, Liv, don’t ask. -Nothing. What’s the matter with you? – -That’s a great one, honey. Thank you so much. Bye, honey. -I got to get ready. -He’s so cute. Yeah, he’d be even cuter if he cared what I thought about his breath. Now my upper lip smells like garlic spit. Oh, my God, these frickin’ boobs! Well, you better shove those enormous, over-sucked purple nipples into that dress and get out before I change my mind.

It’s already past my bedtime. Okay, well, the tits are in and I am on my way. Whoo! Cashier: Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get for you tonight? Can I get your biggest iced coffee, please? Okay. That will be $3.95. Cashier: My gosh! My mom does the same thing! -It’s so funny. -Hilarious. Oh, actually, the girl that was in front of you paid for your drink. What? Why? I guess just to pay it forward, kind of thing. God, that is so nice. Let me pay for that car behind me. Okay. -That’ll be $17.20. -What the fuck? -Mine was like $3.00. -Yeah. Well, okay, let me pay for the car behind them. Uh, theirs is $19.80. What the hell are people drinking? You don’t have to pay. I think she just wanted to do something nice.

No, I mean, I-I want to pay. It just doesn’t seem fair, you know? I got an iced coffee. Sure. Oh, God. Fine, here. All right, thank you. $37?! Yeah, for both cars. Isn’t that what you said? Have a great day. Thank you. -Oh, just a second, miss. -Oh, you need to see my I.D.? No, you’re fine. You can’t bring that drink inside. Look, I just paid 40 bucks for a fuckin’ iced coffee. -Please. -That’s…just stupid. I understand that, thank you. -You’re not bringing it in. -It’s my birthday. Man, I mean, can’t you just let this one thing slide? Happy birthday. -Thanks. -No. No way. 40 bucks! -Now ask for my I.D. -What? I said, “Ask for my I.D.” -Show me your I.D. -Okay. I forgot it. You’re fine. Just go inside. Happy birthday. -Happy birthday. -I’m fucking old, Jayne! Whoa. Why are you yelling? Sorry, I just drank a shit-ton of coffee. I ordered us tequila shots. Alcohol’s a depressant. It will counteract. -Okay. Oh, sure. -Mmm. Mmm! Oh, do you think I look old? ‘Cause this is it.

I’m, like, officially mid-30s — like, right smack-dab in the middle. The skin around my eyes looks like a Shar Pei when I smile. Do you see the wrinkles? Those showed up today. And, apparently, all my eggs are drying up at a rapid pace. -I’m freaking out, Jayne. -Oh, my God. Can you please– Sorry, sorry, too much coffee. You know, I didn’t get carded coming in here. Did you? I don’t think I look that old, do you? Think I work too much, because that can make you look old. God, I can’t believe we actually made it out. We so needed this. Your boobs look amazing! Okay, we need to order more. You’re literally having a conversation with yourself. But, first, I have a surprise for you.

-What? -I signed you up for Tinder! ♪ I’m giving you the finger ♪ ♪ I’m pressing “delete” ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ – Get it? ‘Cause you gotta kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince. You used my real name? No — What — Where did you even get this picture? From my bachelorette party. It was the only one I could find of you not in a blazer. -Look at all the guys on here. -Jayne, delete the app. What if someone I know sees me on here? Everyone’s on here. It’s really not a big deal. Seriously, take me off. Liv, you gotta get back out there, okay? You need to start kissing your toads soon. You’re gonna be like 70 before you find a good guy. End up like that lady — desperate as fuck. -See, that’s sad. -That’s your future. That’s Mom. Mom! Wow! -Mom, what are you doing here? -What, you think you’re gonna go and celebrate your birthday without me? Jayne tagged your location on Instagram. What? I got bored waiting for you. -Oh, God. -Who’s our new dad? Oh, that’s Hank, my Tinder date. I’ll call him later. Girls’ night! See, Liv? Even Mom’s on Tinder.

Oh, if you’d just knock the rust off your fuzz box. I mean, when was the last time you got laid? Mom?! No, I’m serious, do hymens grow back? Okay, we’re gonna need some more shots, please — three. -I made her a Tinder profile. -Thank you. -Ooh! -Mm-hmm. Is that you? Well, you look hot! -Thank you. -Just try it tonight. Start kissing some toads. You said “toads” one more time, Jayne, -I’m gonna slap you. -I told you, you need Botox.

I mean, look how good you look without those crow’s-feet. -I’m gonna go pee. -Wait. Ryan! -It’s Ryan, it’s Ryan. -Let me see. What do you mean, it’s Ryan? ♪♪ Okay. You know what? Fuck it. If he can move on, so can I. Bye, Felicia! Oh, no, you just swiped right on Ryan. What do you mean, I swiped right on Ryan? What does that mean? What does that mean, Jayne? Undo it! Fix it, I mean, Jayne, fix it! Wait, wait, let me just Tinder for you.

Let me just Tinder for you. It’s fine. No. Jayne, stop, stop, Jayne! Fucking stop, Jayne! I don’t want to go out with all these guys. -Come on, it’s fun. -For you. Okay, this guy works in insurance. Your pay-it-forward karma’s coming back. Oh, he would love your pantsuits, Liv. Stop, Jayne. But Cunningham’s Insurance is huge. I always wanted to work there. Doesn’t he have any pictures with his shirt off, -like the rest of the guys? -He’s 24 miles away. -So, Jayne? -I’m inviting him out. -Stop. -No, no, it’ll be good. -Jayne, stop, no! -It’s been a while. You need our help. I don’t want to go out with that guy? What did you do?! Oh, my God, he just wrote that he’s coming.

-Date number one! -Ooh! Oh, I hope you shaved your vagina. Okay, I’m gonna need another shot. Thanks. ♪♪ -Oh, God, that’s him. -He’s cute. Just talk insurance. -You should be fine. -Oh, I never peed. Don’t go now. He’ll think you’re a weirdo. Hey. Hi, Olivia Maple. Nice to meet you. Hi, Aaron Cunningham. -Cunningham? -Mm-hmm. Like where you work, Cunningham? Yeah, yeah. Like my dad, who started the company. I’m the CEO, ’cause my brother is an idiot. Olivia’s in insurance, too. Aren’t you two cute? Mom, leave them alone. Sorry, this — this is awkward, but this is my mom, Mary, and my sister, Jayne. Wow. That’s so funny, ’cause they weren’t in your Tinder picture. We do not come as one.

-No, I know, I know. -It’s just me. That’s so cool that you… go out with your mom and your sister. That’s crazy. Well, I had her when I was 18, and most people think that we’re sisters. -I can totally see that. – Maybe I should get everybody a drink. No, no, that’s okay, that’s okay, they’re leaving. -Birthday shots! -Yeah. Four tequila shots, please. -Whose birthday is it? -It’s mine. I know it seems pathetic that I came out on my birthday with my mom and my sister, and that we went on Tinder while we were here. But I swear to God, I’m usually super normal. Know what? I’m not a big fan of normal. That’s good. Cheers. -Happy birthday. -Thank you.

-I’m glad I came. -I am, too. She’s definitely awkward. Okay, do you — do you want to go grab a table, alone? Yeah, I would love that. I — not that I don’t want to be on a date with all of the sister-wives. That’s — This is just her decision. Whoo. Come on. -Well, this is better. -Yeah. Sorry, my family can be a little out-there. Oh, they were great. They were great. -Your sister is drunk. – Yeah. I mean, first date, and I met your mom, so… Yeah, but that’s definitely not something to brag about.

-Trust me. I live with her. -Oh. You live with your mom? I mean, no, she lives with me, temporarily. -That’s cool. -No, my dad died, -and she didn’t have — -Oh, I’m sorry. This is way too much information to be giving on a first date. -It is. -I’m gonna stop talking. How many red flags do you think I’ve raised at this point? -Five. -Five?! That’s okay. Hey, I love red flags. -You love — -You are putting up more red flags than China, but, yes. Well, good thing you love them. That’s awesome. Oh, yeah, yeah. I’m hoping that you’ve got like 10 cats at home. Yeah? -Oh, man. I have no cats. -No cats? -I’m allergic. -Oh, me, too. -Really? -Yeah. I told you, I’m usually way more normal than I am tonight. And I told you… I’m not a fan of normal. ♪♪ You know, I always thought Tinder was, -like, just a hook-up app. -Oh, it is. We are totally banging after this. -Oh, God. -I’m so sorry. I was — That was totally a joke. I have a very dry sense of humor. I’m sorry. No, no, no. No, you’re awesome, but I drank my body weight in coffee before I came in here, and I’m about to piss myself, so…

Oh, don’t do that. They have bathrooms for that. Oh. That’s a much better idea. -Yeah. -I’ll be, like, two seconds. -Okay, you want a drink? -Um, no, I think I’m good. Thanks. Oh, God. Oh, okay. Excuse me, I have to pee so bad. Is there a way I could just cut in front of you? -Oh, you have to pee? -Yeah. Oh, okay, why don’t you just go ahead of all of us, then. We’re just standing here as performance art. It’s called “wait in fucking line,” bitch. Okay. Oh. I was… Man: Someone’s in here! Oh, how long are you gonna be? -As long as it takes. -Come on.

Who takes a shit in a bar?! God. Oh! Oh, my God. Okay. You’re making me do this! Oh, God. Don’t come out until I say! Oh! -Jesus, lady. -Oh, God, shut up. -Ahh! – Ocupado! Ocupado!! God! Oh! Are you still not a fan of normal? Oh, God. Well, I guess my dreams of working at Cunningham’s Insurance is dead. -What is so funny? -I told you to hold it. I couldn’t, Jayne. 30 ounces of coffee and a shit-ton of tequila, it was like a damn geyser. Well, I still don’t think that’s a deal-breaker. I mean, they make pornos about that. Oh, my quads hurt from squatting. You know why this happened, right? It’s ’cause you didn’t pay it forward right. You had all that negative energy while you were paying — I’m gonna pay you fucking forward in the face, Jayne. See, there’s the negative energy. I wasn’t into him anyway. Yeah, why would you be, Olivia? A hot CEO with Pantene Pro-V hair, a great sense of humor. Wow, let’s kill him! He was frickin’ marriage material, Olivia. So what? Not everybody wants to get married with kids by 30, Jayne.

-Well, you’re pushing 40. -Yeah. And with only one serious relationship under your belt. So… ♪ I know you could be ♪ ♪ The one who saves me ♪ ♪♪ Give me your phone. Are we gonna Tinder? Fuck yeah. We are swiping right! -Whoo! -Whoo! Cheers! -Cheers! -Cheers! ♪ To bring ours back where we used to be ♪ All right. Oh. Oh, God. ♪♪ Oh my God. ♪♪ Jayne? Jayne? Jayne?! -Good morning, pukey. -What the fuck is that beeping? -What beeping? -Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, fuck. Shut up. Holy shit! 252 matches? Oh, to be young again. How many times did I swipe right?! Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe! Another match! I can’t hear you! Yeah. I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend! Oh. Oh, shh! Sorry.

Ohh. 252 guys swiped right on me? Whatever. Just write it off to a fun, drunken night. Then you can go back to your regularly scheduled programming of cubicles and conference calls. You know what? Fuck it. I’m done doing that. I mean, I’m still gonna work with the cubicles and conference calls. I love my job. But last night was the most fun I’ve had ever, even though I power-pissed in a urinal in front of a hot CEO. I still don’t think that’s a deal-breaker. Yesterday, I woke up fine — totally happy with where I was and how my life was going. And then it’s like… all of a sudden, I’m old. And I realized last night that… I’ve been a swipe-left girl. A what? I’ve been swiping left on life, and it’s just… passing me by. Well, I’m done doing that.

From now on, I’m the swipe-right girl. I’m gonna go out with every single one of those motherfuckers. All of them? I don’t know, Mom, I’m having a moment here. Hmm. You’re gonna go out with this dude? -Oh, my God. -Can’t we go on double dates? Absolutely not, Mom. I’m not getting into another relationship with you still living here. We saw how that worked out last time. Whoa! Suddenly, you’re getting into a relationship? No, I’m just saying that maybe it’s good that we try something new. -It could be fun. -Well, what about me? You just take care of that kid and keep those nipples covered. It’s gross. I hate my body. This guy is pretty hot. -Minus the five-toed shoes. -Jayne: That’s fixable. There’s gotta be at least one good one on here, right? Well… Click to watch another free episode of “Sideswiped,” or you can sign up to binge the entire series for free. You can access YouTube Premium free for 30 days. ♪♪ ♪♪ .

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(electronic music) – It’s t-shirt time? – 12:10 is t-shirt time. – T-shirt time? – It is 12:10. ♪ It’s t-shirt time ♪ ♪ T-shirt time ♪ ♪ It’s t-shirt time ♪ ♪ Everybody knows it’s t-shirt time ♪ – So annoying. ♪ T-shirt time ♪ ♪ It’s t-shirt time ♪ – Oh my God, shut up now! – I’m just tryin’ to let everybody know so they put they t-shirts on. The cabs are here! (phone rings) – Angelina, phone. – Hello? – Speak to Angelina? – Hi. – That’s incredible. – Angelina is on the phone all (bleep) day. Angelina is on the phone, the phone’s ringin’, it’s for Angelina. (phone rings) – Hello? – May I speak to Angelina please? (phone rings) – Hello? – Hi, can I speak to Angelina please? (phone rings) – Situation speaking. – Hi, is Angelina available please? – For Angelina.

(Vinny laughs) – Hold on. – I mean, enough’s enough with this friggin’ phone. (phone rings) – Angelina. – Hello? – This cannot be for you. – Hi. – I need to use the phone right now. – All right. – Angelina’s on the phone talkin’ 24/7. – I’ll call you in a little bit, bye. – Like, if you wanna be here, interact with everybody, but not like I want her to. – The bridge burnt. She should’ve came up to us like a woman the first day when we got here and apologized. – When she left last summer, she was running her mouth like crazy and she was blasting everybody in the house.

She said that Tom’s better, better– – Too good. – Too good. – To be with me, and same with Emilio. And– – About me? Listen, all I have to say, it’s one thing to talk about us, but to bring our boyfriends into it– I don’t care if you talk (bleep) about me, talk (bleep) about me all you want. But if you talk about my girls, my boyfriend, or my family, that’s when I’m gonna (bleep) you up.

I need to have a talk with you. – Me? – Yes. I don’t know why you’re on my (bleep) so hard. It’s fine to talk about me, to anybody. – Okay. – Okay. – It’s fine. When I find out, but when you talk about my boyfriend that you don’t even know, he’s the sweetest kid ever in the world. – Never talked about your boyfriend. – You’re lying. – To who? – Just admit it. – To who? – When you were in Long Island one night you were talkin’ (bleep) about Emilio. – To who? – Saying, “How did I get “this guy, he’s a (bleep).” – This is high school (bleep). – You are high school (bleep), Angelina! – Okay. – So much (bleep) that you talk– – You’re listening to everybody else. – No, once you start talking (bleep), you keep going. – No, no. – That’s who you are. That’s the kind of girl that you are. – You don’t know me! You don’t even know me. – I don’t wanna know you! If you have something to say, say it to my face. – I’ll say it to your face.

And I’m looking at you right now. – Blast my boyfriend, do it all. – I don’t blast your boyfriend. – Do it all, no, you do. – No I don’t. – You do. – It’s pathetic– – You don’t know me. – You’re pathetic. – You don’t know me. You’re coming at me right now with he said she said– – But I know for a fact that you said it because– (drowned out by Ronnie) That’s how you are, Angelina.

– No I’m not, your listening to everybody else and you’re not listening to me. I hang out with everyone from Long Island. – No, no. I’m friends with everyone from Long Island. – Jenni, am I not right about– – I wanna be cool with everybody here, I don’t wanna fight with you guys. – You ran your mouth to my best friends. – To who, I wanna know their names. – J420, Joey Yanks, Bill. – J420, I only (bleep) saw him one time. I wanna be cool with everyone here. I don’t even want any problems. – But you can’t be cool if you keep talkin’ (bleep). – I’m telling you, I’m not talking (bleep). – Angelina is fessing up to nothing. That’s stupid, why are we all gonna make up this (bleep)? We’re not, because it’s real. – I’m here, I’m having this experience with you guys– – You’re not having (bleep) with us. – I’m gonna be here forever. – You wanna get your (bleep) beat, you’ll get your (bleep) beat. You can stay, get your (bleep) beat– – But that’s– – You can stay, get your (bleep) ass beat. – Okay. – You can stay and get your (bleep) ass beat. – All right.

– Plain and simple. – Okay. (Ronnie laughs) you want, want some pretzels? – Say that, when we walk– – Popcorn. – Some pretzels? – Popcorn, popcorn. – I got no popcorn, pretzels. – Got it. – Regardless if you’re not gonna fight me back, I’m gonna swing. – Okay. – So sleep with one– – But that’s not– – (bleep) Eye open. – Classy though. – Sleep with one (bleep) eye open. – Listen to me, I’m here like everybody– – I’m gonna make you sweat– – Else is. – It out, I’m gonna make you sweat it out. – Okay, okay, okay. – J-Woww is, I see her in the gym, and she’s throwin’ out combos, okay. I’ve also got a little taste of a smack myself. – You punch me in the face? – Oh! – So I have an idea of what Angelina’s about to go through. And it’s like Rocky versus Apollo. You know I’m sayin’? Rocky doesn’t have a shot right now. – Sweat it, bitch. – Yeah. – I got you, don’t worry. – Mmhmm. I’m not gonna downgrade myself. – Downgrade, you’re gonna get your ass beat. – Listen, I’m not apologizing because you’re yelling at me, whatever. I’m being real. Okay whatever. (phone rings) That’s mature to walk away too.

– Hello? – Hello? – Who’s this? – Can I speak to Angelina please? – No, she died. – She– (phone slams) (phone rings) – I got no strength to (bleep) fight with people. I’m not here to fight, I just wanna have fun, party. (phone rings) Who the (bleep) is calling? – I can’t believe you said that. (laughing) (phone rings) – Hello? – Angelina died? – Who is this? – How’d it happen? – I didn’t die (bleep). – It’s gon’ be a long two months. (country music) – Me and Nicole go to Savannah, Georgia, and go to this bar. (laughs) All you hear is crickets. So at that point, all we wanna do is just eat, chill out, and get the hell outta there. – Fried pickles. – Wow. I think the night is (laughs) turning around. – Shots! (country music) (both laugh) I had fried pickles for the first time ever. Oh my God, amazing. This puts pickles on a whole ‘nother level. It was like a sliced pickle, and then it was fried. It was crunchy, but juicy. Eating fried pickles was a life-changing experience. – Hey, how are you ladies doing this evening? – Hi. – Hey, we’re making a mess.

– Yeah. – Looks like it over there. I was wonderin’ if y’all would be interested in a couple of shots, I got a couple Lemon Drops here if you’d like to take one. – Thank you. – Yeah. – Yeah? Do you mind if I have a seat? – Okay. – So what brings you girls down South? – I don’t know, we’re both kinda interested, ’cause I think the Southern hospitality.

– We can go find a cool spot to hang out, shoot some pool. – This guy just does not know how to hit on a girl. – Do you fist pump? – Do I fist pump, I’ve never fist pumped a day in my life. – Wanna start? – (laughs) What’s in it for me if I do? – Obviously, he like (bleep) his sister for a living. – Well show us what you got.

– So this is what I’ve got. Here we go. ‘Kay. (girls laugh) (house music) – So he like, goes into this exorcism mode. He rolls his head, and then he starts convulsing. He was like. (country music) And I was like all right, we need to get out of this state asap. (upbeat pop music) – Booboo, you ready? We gotta get goin’. Internet cafe, here we come. ♪ It’s too bad we can’t go outside anymore ♪ (car horn honks) (Nicole yells) – Jenni, we’re gonna get run over. – Cyber cafe. ♪ We’re desperate, get used to it ♪ – Should we do it in pink font? – (laughs) No. The first night at B.E.D. when you left crying, Ron made out with two girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitress’s breasts. – Boing. (both laugh) We say (bleep), it’s not breasts. So she probably won’t even know it’s us, hopefully.

– Also was grinding with multiple women. (keys clicking) – This is gonna be so bad. Okay. – Multiple people in the house know, therefore, you should know the truth. – Love, Snook and Jenni. (laughs) (drawer opens) (dramatic music) – So I get up, and I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl’s number, every (bleep) thing Ron has done to me here. (paper rustling) Vin. Just tell me if this is true. I kinda like wanted to find out like what’s really going on before I open up my mouth and kinda look stupid, ’cause I didn’t know like where this note came from, I didn’t know anything about it.

I don’t know, just tell me the truth. And don’t say anything, right now I need a friend. – I have, Sam, I really don’t know. – Don’t say anything. – All right. – Don’t say, promise? – Yeah. – Pauly. Pauly. I don’t want anybody to know, but. – No, I definitely didn’t see that. (house music) If anything, I know that, because I was doin’ my thing. We all were. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – So as far as that– – How’d I get this? – I have no idea, that’s crazy. – Right, found it in my drawer. I’m not stupid, I’m pretty sure all the guys like aren’t gonna say anything to me. I just wanted to see if they would. But I feel like I know when something’s not right, so I just wanted to get to the bottom of it, and nobody’s really spitting anything out.

(hip-hop music) – My eyeballs hurt. (bleep) Couldn’t sleep last night. Feel like there was a big fat elephant in the room. – I shouldn’t of did that right before bed. – I couldn’t see– – I caught a mean adrenaline rush. – Me too. – Did you hear the drawer open, I’m like, (imitates rapid heartbeat) – Yeah, I was like, (gasps). I was like this, sleeping with one eye open. Me and Jenni are terrified to come back to the house. We just don’t wanna deal with that drama, that we’ve caused. Wonder if she’ll find it this morning? – I know. (snaps fingers) – (sighs) This is (bleep) (bleep) bro. I’m sittin’ down, ready to eat my food, and Vinny’s like, (bleep) just hit the fan. Sam found the typed up letter (bleep) from Anonymous, like we’re (bleep) 12 years old.

Man up (bleep) jerk-offs. People in this house got (bleep) big mouths. (chair slides) If I find that it was Mike, I’m breakin’ his (bleep) face. What’s that? (rock music) – What? (laughs) – What’s that? What is that? – You tell me. I found this. I found that in my drawer just now. – Right away, I know it’s either Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter, and I see the word wisely, and I know Snooki doesn’t use that kind of vocabulary. People in this house got (bleep) big (bleep) mouths. ♪ So let the games begin ♪ – I think that’s (bleep) for somebody to type up a letter to tell Sam what I did when I wasn’t with her.

It’s people in this house not minding their own (bleep) business, that’s what it is. Come here, look at me. I wanna talk right now. – It’s okay, it’s okay. – No, no, it’s not okay. It’s not okay. Yes, I was dancing with girls. Yes, I took shots between some waitress’ breasts. Was not holding hands with no girl at Clutch. Got her number, threw it away. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. – No, this is not– – Come here, come here.

(somber music) I’m definitely not a saint. If I probably walked through church right now, I’d (bleep) burst into flames, to be honest with you. I’ll admit that I was wrong. Look at me. Look at me. – Ronnie can say all he wants, but at this point, he admitted to some things in the note, so pretty sure all the things in the note happened. – I wanna talk to you about this. – I don’t wanna talk anymore right now. – Look at me though. Believe me, I love you. Like more than like, anything, like, look at me. I was (bleep) hurt– – I need to go to the bathroom. – I made a mistake. – I’m just going to– – I did what I did. – The bathroom. – And yes, I’ll admit it. I did what I did, but– – I’m just goin’ to the bathroom. – I think I can talk my way out of the hole I’ve dug myself into. I mean, how big’s a grave, six feet? I’m probably like, 2 1/2, three feet down right now. (laughs) This isn’t funny. – What happened to you? – No, no, no, no, no, I wanna know who typed up the letter.

Who got to a computer to type up a letter and print it out? The stuff in the letter wasn’t that bad. I’m more pissed about the letter being anonymous because they thing that I’m (bleep) stupid, and I’m not gonna know who it was. – What, what’s goin’ on? What happened? – Sam woke up this morning with a note, that said Ronnie was hookin’ up with girls the night that she left cryin’. The note was typed. Crazy, right? – Mmm. I really feel like they can’t blame me, ’cause Jenni and Snooki wanted me to get involved but I wasn’t there when they typed up the letter. So I’m just gonna say I don’t know anything, and stick to that. It’s crazy. (somber rock music) (phone rings) – Every time I hear the phone ring, I think it’s gonna be the house. – I don’t even wanna know. – I’m scared to go home. (upbeat music) ♪ Go now and find your own way ♪ ♪ Don’t look to me for your change ♪ ♪ The sun always breaks to hide your mistakes ♪ ♪ You’ll come back to me someday ♪ – Sit down, talk to me.

– I’m here in a (bleep) house with you, obviously in love with you– – And obviously I’m in love with you, like, I made a mistake. – If you are, you just don’t (bleep), like– – I made a mistake, I was hurt, I had a mindset– – You make out with anybody? – I told you on the phone– – Hold on a second, did you make out with anybody? – I told you, I told you on the phone– – Hold on, shut up. – Not to my recollection, I don’t remember making out with anybody. – No, no, not I don’t remember, yes or no. – I don’t think so, no. (house music) – Did you? – No. – You didn’t make out with anybody? – No.

(house music) At Clutch that night, I got a girl’s number. – You asked for her number. – I got her number, yes. – I’m sick right now because I came home crying, and you ended up in my (bleep) bed. (bleep) you. At this point, I believe the note. I look like a fool, ’cause I didn’t know about it. I haven’t done anything to you. – And I haven’t done anything, Sam, I (bleep) up. – You keep on– – I gave, I get, I (bleep) got a girl’s number. – Keep doin’ this. – Okay, I got a girl’s number. I threw it away, I don’t have the girl’s number. – I go home crying over you, and you get a girl’s number? You were with me. – I didn’t do anything. – You were with me, and you, I don’t give a (bleep). – I didn’t do anything.

– Leave me alone, have a great time in Miami, ’cause we’re gonna be done, we’re done right now because that’s disgusting. – Like what do you want? I came home to you, and I’ve been dedicated to you since that (bleep) night, because I made a mistake. Every day I wake up with you, every night I go to bed with you, every day I spend my whole (bleep) day with you. Do you get that? I gave you the chance, and you (bleep) spit in my face so, I’m gonna go do my own thing. (bleep) (bleep). ♪ Where it catches your eye ♪ ♪ But you can’t be sure it’ll be a good life ♪ (Sammi crying) ♪ And ya hate giving up after how hard you try ♪ ♪ So you just make peace and kiss her goodbye ♪ (thunderous slamming) (upbeat rock music) (cat meows) – Angelina’s doing her usual phony, talking behind people’s back, tryin’ to instigate drama.

This bitch Angelina was telling Ronnie and Sammie that you were talking (bleep) about Pauly, when he, ’cause he’s drunk. – Angelina said that? Angelina, what were you saying about me talking (bleep) about Pauly? – Vinny, why would you try and start trouble right now? – What? – Why is my conversation even being brought up though? – Don’t yell at me, honey, don’t. – Unfortunately, Jenni and Sammie have had a history and a lot of turmoil boiling up. – I don’t like you– – Why don’t you like me, ’cause I came to you as a woman and told you about your man, dang.

– Who wrote the note, yous two. – For someone that begged, begged, begged to like all the girls in the house, “If ya know something, tell me.” – Funny hows people become (bleep) all of a sudden. – And it’s like puttin’ firecrackers in a dumpster. – I’m in your (bleep) face right now. – One match, and poof. – I’m in your (bleep) face too. – Stop, stop, stop! – Stop, stop! (bleep) stop! Don’t (bleep) do this guys! (bleep) (everybody shouting) – Stop, stop! – You (bleep)– – Stop guys, stop! – (bleep). – You guys have to stop it! Stop it! – Jenni, stop. (bleep) oh my God! – Stop. – Stop. – Stop. – Sam– (all shouting) – You’re holding me back so your girl can swing at me? – (bleep) with me again, I won’t (bleep) around.

– (laughs) – (laughs) – Come on, come on. – Stop, stop! – Come on! Vin, shut the (bleep) up man, ’cause you know what, you started it bro. And you know you (bleep) did. It’s not– (all shouting) Stop, ’cause you (bleep) started it bro. – Angelina– – You shoulda (bleep) kept your mouth shut. – I was talkin’ (bleep) Angelina, bro. – I never in a million years thought that Sammi would step in. I was talkin’ about Angelina. That is why I did what I did. Angelina is a shady bitch and needs to get (bleep) confronted about it. – Oh yeah, it’s always me, it’s always (bleep) me in this house, right, I talk (bleep) everyone in this (bleep) house. – Angelina, it is you.

It is. – It’s me? – You’re playin’ both sides right now, and you’re trying to– – I’m playing both sides, no I’m not, I’m friends with everybody in this house. – You are. – You agreed, you agreed. – I’m playin’ both sides right now, that’s what I’m doin’. – Angelina. – What’d I agree to? – Agreed to what? – What’d I agree to? – Angelina, what lunch did we take? What lunch did we take– – I agreed to the note? – With me, us– – Oh, but you didn’t write the note. You both can suck it. – She wrote it too! – I didn’t, I was– – She wrote it too! – I was there. – Finally, Jenni and Snooki admit to writing the note. – (bleep) you Nicole, (bleep) you. And your (bleep) sidekick. – I knew who wrote the letter. And Jenni’s not talkin’ to me, Snooki’s not talkin’ to me, it’s like, what am I, (bleep) stupid? – Sam, I was watching out for you! – No, Snooki shut the (bleep) up, that’s it. – I was watching out for you. – That’s it, that’s it.

– Really? – Watching out for her? – I was. – (bleep). – That’s why I told you. I don’t give a (bleep) about Emilio. You wanna (bleep) call him and tell him that I (bleep) him over, go ahead! ‘Cause I didn’t do anything, I was watching out for Sam, ’cause Sam’s my (bleep) best friend in the house. – Yeah. – Yeah, I thought you were mine. – No, I am. – That’s why Emilio– – I don’t give a (bleep) about (bleep) Emilio. (door slams) – Snooki, she was tryin’ to help her girl out, you know? So she was damned if she did and she was damned if she don’t, you know? – We did the right thing. – Yeah. – Angelina’s a (bleep) in there. – Told you. – We didn’t do anything, we were telling her the (bleep) truth. And now that she realizes that we wrote the note, she’s mad at us. That makes no (bleep) sense to me, it doesn’t. She is not a good friend right now. They both look like (bleep).

– Whatever, whatever. – And all the shorts. – Over here. – Here mama. Need a hug from me. – No, I feel like the worst friend ever. – Listen, listen– – To both people. – You did what, listen, you were stuck in a sticky situation and that’s what happened. – Do you think I did the right thing? – You did it with the best intentions, you were tryin’ to look out for the girl. (Sammi laughs) (Jenni and Sammi laugh sarcastically) – I bet everyone’s laughin’ at Tom. (laughs) – Laugh, what? – Aww– – You heard me. – That’s (bleep) up. That’s (bleep) up. – Stop! – Ron, you (bleep) bitch! – Don’t come at me, don’t come at me. – Bitch. – Don’t come at me you (bleep), oh! Don’t come at me. – Stop it! – Let go! – Don’t (bleep) come at me.

– Jenni. – Sam gets these type of balls when she has Ron to protect her. Yeah, we’ll see who gets the last laugh. – Yeah, we will see honey. (upbeat music) – After this crazy melee of a fight, it was definitely a very big turn in the house. Hopefully tonight we’ll really just start to just get past some of this high school, kindergarten, prehistoric (bleep). – Oh, boy, the tension in this house, you can cut it with a knife. – Troublemaker Vinny, that’s his name. Wait until I (bleep) trash your name on Staten Island when I get home. – Angelina’s very upset with me. But at the same time, she knows she’s responsible for Jenni and Sammi getting into a fight. So guilty. – You really are a (bleep) troublemaker. – But Vinny sit there and nobody (bleep) cares about what he started. – (blows raspberries) Had to do with you. – It was only– – I wanted you to get confronted about you talking (bleep), not her.

Everybody talks crap about each other, but this one– – And when she, let me ask you a question. – Stop defending this. – What (bleep) are you that you have to go back to a girl and start (bleep)? – (bleep) you’re (bleep) shady. – I’m not shady. – You’re (bleep) shady. – Yeah, what’d you grow balls now? – You’re shady, you (bleep). – No one wants to hear you. – You (bleep) truck driver (bleep)– – Okay, who was a truck driver bringin’ home skanks like you? – Get the (bleep) outta here. – You and your dirty grenade. – Get the (bleep) outta here. – You gotta ride on Mike and Pauly’s bandwagon. – You’re the dirtiest one. – I have, honey, I’m, I know I’m the best right now. So I don’t care (Vinny blows raspberries) what you have to say about me. – All right Kim Kardashian. You’re more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, you ugly (bleep). – Shut the (bleep) up! You (bleep) 22 year old little (bleep)! – Oh my God.

– Oh, I hate him, I hate Vinny. I hate him, I can’t stand Vinny. Go (bleep) yourself. – I’m just shutting up so you shut up. At this point, I just don’t give a (bleep) anymore. I don’t want the girl to affect me, you know what I mean? She’s not affecting me, I don’t care. I don’t give a (bleep) either way. Angelina, please. (heavy metal music) ♪ I really, really want whatever I want ♪ ♪ The sky’s the limit, if you want it, better say so ♪ ♪ I really, really want whatever I want ♪ ♪ The sky’s the limit, if you get in my way boy ♪ – Probably like four or five in the morning.

So now the whole group’s ready to go, ready to leave. – Busted! – I’m just tryin’ to gather up the van and bounce. – Yo, tell me why, tell me why, son? – That club is ill, yo. It’s so sick. – I love that club. – So Ronnie, check this out. – I turn around, and I’m like, oh (bleep)! Wait a second, is (bleep) Vinny hooking up, these two people, they hate each other. Go figure. – Staten Island ferry, son. – Staten Island ferry. – Angelina thinks like a guy, so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy, so he wants to get laid. That’s Miami for ya. Oh yeah, get it son, oh yeah, oh yeah. (laughs) – Can we stop so Vinny can buy a Fossil watch, I’m tryin’ to get in there. (applause) – Come on Angelina, better come to my (bleep) smoosh.

– Vinny– – What? – Are you serious right now? – Yo, Snooks gettin’ (bleep) right now. – In there? – You can hear it. Snooks, we can hear it, girl. Meh. – Go away! (laughs) – I’m gettin’ (bleep), rah! Rah! (mysterious music) What the, explain to me what’s going on right now. – Yo listen, me and Angelina need some privacy. – Aight bro, got you. – Oh my God, Vinny, are you crazy right now? Stop! (laughs) – Vinny calls Angelina the Staten Island dump. Like, Vinny gave Angelina the Staten Island dump name. We’re gonna let you smoosh bro, we ain’t even gonna bother you bro.

– Your bed is comfortable though. – It is very comfortable. ♪ Shorty you should lock on ♪ ♪ You know I’ma take it there ♪ – I’m in Miami, I’m a single girl. I can do whatever I want. Vinny’s cute, and I’m down for it, I don’t care. (laughs) – You’re both from Staten Island bro, goes without saying. – I kinda wanna see that. – (bleep) my belongings? He did. Mike’s a (bleep). – Oh, yeah! – She took the tampon out of her bed. If you weren’t dirty, you wouldn’t get a prank. – Don’t even say nothin’ about it. ‘Cause if you do, then it’s gonna get, that’s what they want you to do so. – Oh no, I don’t care. – ‘Sup man, what’s your name? – Michael. – Nice to meet you. Are you friends, or related, or– – Yeah, he’s my friend.

– Where did you meet him? – On the beach. – Oh, cool, cool. You know Angelina brought home another dude from the beach? – We really have to step up our pimpin’ game. ‘Cause like, she bangs two guys in the same day, she’s gettin’ daytime dates in the house. Yo, we gotta step up, bro. – She brings home a guy every other day. – She’s like (bleep) matinee, during the day. – Wow, she gets a matinee. – Matinee, ya know? – Hey Ange, when you get a chance, if you could help out with dishes with some of the other people in the house that don’t do anything. – I cleaned up all morning, babydoll. – Really? – Mmhmm. – Are you for real, ’cause I’m the one that cleaned the whole house today. – You cleaned up everything else, but I threw away garbages, and I cleaned up a lot of stuff in the morning. – Garbages? Are you for real? – Swear to God.

– Would you wanna walk outside and see how many trashbags I filled up today? – Can you stop sweating me Mike, ’cause I’ve (bleep) had enough of your (bleep). – Yo, oh my God, Angelina, not for my (bleep). You know what, maybe if you wouldn’t leave a (bleep) tampon– – It was you. – In the (bleep)– – It was you. – In the bathroom, on the floor, you, what world do you live in? – It wasn’t on the floor, idiot. – What world do you live in where there’s a (bleep) tampon? You are the dirtiest girl I have ever met.

– I think it’s gross that Angelina leaves her pads around the house. So for Mike to get mad at that, I got his back completely. – Don’t talk about me like this in front of my friends, ’cause you’re makin’– – I don’t care– – Everybody not like you. – I don’t care who’s here. This is my house, I don’t care. – Leave me the (bleep) alone. Get out of my face. – I don’t wanna hear– – Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster. – You look like Popeye on crack. In your face, jerkoff. – Popeye on crack, oh my God. (sirens blaring) (rock music) (all yelling) – She’s leavin’? – It’s all over bro. (all yelling) – You’re leavin’? – Hi. – That’s your stuff? – You’re leaving? I want a shot. – Alex. What, are you with her now? Are you? You hooked up with her? Did you kiss her tonight? – No, I didn’t.

(laughs) – So I’m sitting there, and I’m about to leave. I’ve had enough of everyone. Snooki walks through the door holding my guy’s hand. Well I don’t know why you came back here, like with her. – You should’ve come to the club tonight, we had a good time. – They’re all a bunch of (bleep), everybody’s fake. So I’d rather leave. Why’d you come home with her? – We all came together I guess, I don’t know– – All right, you definitely hooked up with her. It’s okay, because it doesn’t really matter to me, I’m just saying. – Yo, how’s Jose doing, anyway? – How’s Jose? – Jose? Oh, he’s awesome, why, who’s business is that? Is it your business, no. Alex, have fun. – Don’t even walk into this kitchen. Go over– – Oh yeah, go from the kitchen, yeah. – Go away, go away.

Go away, go hang out with Angelina. (all yelling) Go away. (all still yelling) (Sammi laughs) (all pounding on table) Stay over there, you’re not allowed over here. I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds, ’cause she goes to Vinny, and then she’s tryin’ to go to what’s his name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes. After I had sex with Vinny, you had sex with Vinny. – I don’t want your sloppy seconds.

– Obviously you do, when you (bleep) Vinny. – No, no. You just brought home Alex. Did you hook up with him tonight, probably. Do I care, no. Doesn’t matter to me. – Angelina, this is why nobody likes you, because you keep talking (bleep). – Doesn’t matter. – Shut the (bleep) up. – No, don’t tell me to shut the (bleep) up. – Seriously, every time I come home, all you do– – I stayed home ’cause I wanted to tell everybody– – is (bleep)– – I don’t give a (bleep) about anybody in this house. – If you don’t give a (bleep) about anybody in the house, we’re a (bleep) family. – All of yous in this house, are (bleep) fake! And I want you all to know, that I can’t stand any of yous. Fake ass (bleep), all of you. – Okay, hold my earrings please.

– Snook. – Oh yeah, this is what’s up, this is what’s up. – Snooki, don’t– ♪ We keep it gangsta ♪ – Don’t do this to me right now, I’m gonna leave this house, right now. (all shouting) – I had to move the table, because it was gettin’ real serious. I didn’t want anything to happen to the table. You know what I’m sayin’? (all shouting) – Get outta here. (all shouting) (laughing) – I’m outta here, stupid. – Busted, busted. – Oh, (bleep). – Standing in one corner, four foot nine, two inches, with the pouf, Snookie (bleep)– – I’m ready to go, I’m ready to go. Standing in the other corner, at 322 pounds, the Staten Island Dump. – Bring it on! Bring it the (bleep) on! – Next thing you know it, round two! (bell dings) – Bring it on! – Oh! – That’s only two girls.

– Don’t get shook! (laughing) – I’m still here! Hey, I’m so pretty! Hey! I’m still pretty, bitch! – It’s like beating up a baby. Snooki, you know what I mean? She’s so tiny. Her arms are like tyrannosaurus rex arms, you know what I mean? She can’t even get a full reach. It’s like… (dinosaur roar) You know? – Is this gonna go to decision or is it gonna be a knockout? (laughing) – And Alex, have fun with her too, ’cause sorry, she’s nobody. – Go home! She’s crazy. – Welcome to my home.

– And have fun guys! Out of everybody in the house, I thought you two were my (bleep) true friends. – (bleep) fake. – I was your friend, Ange. – You called me fake in that house before. – No, listen, I was upset with both of you. – No, you called me fake too. – I kinda felt like maybe somebody would have a heart as to tell me not to go. And I kinda wanted that and I kinda hope for that. But of course I was wrong with that again. I was! – No, no, no, no, no.

You were my friend. – And you was supposed to be my friend, too! – Oh, hell no. Angelina, like, what is wrong with you? I have been more than a friend to you. I went out of my way for you, I gave you enough respect to be cool with me and you blew it. I never once said I never not liked you. And when you’re friends were here, you treated me very different and I even said to Ron… – no! My friends, listen to me. – Let me go inside. – Sammy, I always tried to be your friend. And you know what, you guys have no hearts. – Get outta here. – Peace out, fake people! – Bye! – Yo, you look like you’re 40. Get some (bleep) Botox, bro. – You’re a (bleep) loser. To call me fake, is just blasphemy, to talk against the leader like that. In other countries you get hung for talkin’ that type of (bleep). – Oh my god. – That was pretty intense, so… – That was (bleep) nuts. – At the end of the day, there was so many opportunities for Angelina to be like, just listen, I’m sorry, and just start over.

But that’s where Angelina doesn’t get it. She ended on a like, (bleep) you note. Got her ass kicked. – Tell you what though. She went out with a bang, that’s for sure. – Literally, six of ’em. Now she’s gone and I honestly think it’s for the better of the house. – I feel bad, honestly, I feel bad. – Why, though? Every fight you got into in this house was because of her. – Yeah, but it’s still you feel bad because she’s a girl. – She came into the house, and you know what she did, she spit in our face with the chance. – She slapped me in the face. – Everybody, she spit in our face. – She slapped you? Aww. – For nothin’, what the hell do I do? ♪ Tell me why she had to break… ♪ – Can I sleep in your guys’ room? – Yo, that’s wassup. You got mad room now. – You gonna show me around? – Let me show you, bro.

– Alright, bro. ♪ Was it time for us to wake up? ♪ .

POWER RANGERS NINJA KIDZ! | Season 2

Whats up awsome ningas What awesome ninjas we hope you’ll enjoy our first episode of season 2 powering to snitch kids make sure to smash that Relax do you really think Rita and the Green Ranger are just relaxing on the beach somewhere? No, they are trained to destroy us. So what we just have to train every second of every day. All right, sis I’ll make you a deal. If you can knock me down. It’ll take the rest of the day. Really Whoa I Guess we’re gonna take the rest of the day off. We’re gonna do that Destroy him Tommy You read punch you’re next on your feet Destroy him. Yes Empress Okay, red bunny.

Let’s see what you got Hi, what are you waiting for? Come at me fine then stand there. This will be easy No Quick fight back or a will recycling fight back How dare you wait, wait, wait, I? like the red mark It could be a formidable opponent for training the others is this Compassion I hear from you Taunton not at all Let’s send it with a squad to attack. The ranger kids let then destroy it for you plus It’ll be fun to see how well I can defend against their attacks. Tommy. I do not have time for this I am just going to destroy it and be done with his nonsense What if they don’t destroyed? What are you talking about? Those kids are so stupid. He might even make friends with it you can use your powers to see what it sees and hear what it hears a Spy in there and pissed can be very beneficial.

I could find a location of zordons lair and destroy him once and for all I see much potential in you Tommy Thank you Chu get out of here go Whoa Did you know they can do that? I did not know they could do that those gymnastics in martial arts lessons must be really paying off You know Tommy I was once the Green Ranger just like you You were yes.

I was also a princess princess my family ruled over an entire planet Gama Ville was the most beautiful planet of the whole galaxy Somebody stole its Zeo crystal And my planet began to die What’s a zoo? Crystal Zeo crystals aren’t ancient and infinite source of power they gave a planet the ability to sustain an abundance of life Those are devil to those Yes It does Lord said offered to help find a replacement crystal in exchange to my hand in marriage You agreed to marry. Lord said to save your planet, of course, Tom, but then Zordon and his Rangers interfered. They try to stop us from obtaining a new crystal Why? Because they were jealous Just like those children Rangers are jealous of you, Tom Lord Zedd the greatness in me.

He gifted me with a powerful artifact called the dark sword Used its power into my staff With it, it was able to destroy the Rangers Except for Don Wait, you’re telling me Jordanna was a Power Ranger Zordon was the Red Ranger Lord Zedd stood valiantly against sword on its sword undefeated the tricked him and he knocked him into a volcano and Because of sword on I have left my planet and I have lost my fiance Wow That’s tragic I Took my revenge. I trapped his auradon into an interdimensional time warp But he tricked me and trapped me too for Thousands of years I was imprisoned in this space Dumpster I Was finally freed when those children activated the power points, but Make no mistake, Thomas Before I was imprisoned I learned the true power of the darker sword Men that Dirk sword some sick. What are you saying thick the dark sword have never been ill It’s not funny sick doesn’t mean ill it means that it’s Powerful and awesome. I knew that so the dark sword is very very Sick, that’s why tongue.

I am giving it to you You’re giving me the dark sword actually you already have it I Fused it into your dragon dagger before giving it to you the same way that Lord said feel that into my staff the darker sword will manifest itself when you focus all of your anger and all of your hatred I Am ready this time, I will defeat the Ranger kids. No You already? disappointed me I Am NOT going to take any chances you Will prove to me that you are worthy of being the great Ranger Yes, my queen. I’ll do anything we must never ever again Underestimate Zordon.

Do you hear me? But if the Red Ranger joins us it will guarantee my victory You are going to free Jason from the trickery of Sword on and you’re going to bring him to me for repros What do you think yes Empress Jason will bow before you or he will be destroyed Bring him to My grandmother talking, I’m sure she could school you you’re right You’re missing the point guys, come on Zach, he’s just give a shot. All right. All right Why are you door stood kung-fu sloth style sloth I Actually, it’s called Tai Chi want to join no, we don’t want to join your stupid shirt Will do at school, maybe one day we’ll get back to School oh Stop it. Oh, you guys need a little girl to protect you. He’s scared of me bulk, man. I’m too strong to hit a girl You’re way too unfocused at me anyway What Java just have movement kids in this neighborhood seriously She was more stirring yeah, that was so cool These guys are so inconsiderate our time that this lesson will have to wait let’s kick some putty Oh Come on We’re driving here I’ll put up the slide.

I got the monkey bars. I call the bench Whoa Jason here Teleports you to join your team victim or a defeat Britta’s parties? Okay. Let’s do it power rangers Don’t worry just wait I Show miss Tina J’s over here. This will make it so much easier. Well here we just get freaky So did you tell on that? What Is everyone. Alright dude, thank you so long welcome back thanks what I was really looking for to surfing tomorrow surfing Anybody I’m glad you guys are catching up but kept this way until we’re finished, right? It’s time The holidays Surrender you can’t win Hey guys, really you’re mad this time. He has a weapon You wouldn’t work for our vacation. Yeah, that’s way rude I’ll take him low. I’ll take him high What are you talking about Lauren’s been lying to you. He destroyed Rita’s planet and knocked her fiance into a volcano That’s not sure Don would never lie to me. Oh, yeah, then why didn’t sir? I’ll tell you there was a green ring I don’t know, but it doesn’t mean he lied open your eyes Jason.

You know my name. I know all your names I know a lot about you Jason. I consider you a friend Just like Rita considered Zordon a friend when she was a member of his team a friend. What real is a Power Ranger? Yes until Zordon betrayed her. She was just trying to save her planet then Why did she keep sending you and all these putties to attack us Sauron used the power coins to trap Rita? She doesn’t want to hurt you. She just wants the power coins out of saurons control. You don’t believe him. Do you Jason? I? Don’t know guys, I think saurons been keeping some things from us What do you think Billy this expedition is a possible scenario if those in several gasps for the stars move into a vise order It’s all true.

Jason come with me. I’ll prove it Jason’s not going anywhere with you Kree. Yeah, you’re a creep and I’m a good judge of character. Yes Journey, I’m sure you are give me a chance and I’ll prove it to you. How can we trust you? We don’t even know who you are Yes, we do. I figured it out on Halloween Really? Who is it? It’s the same fighting style from the tournament Very good Jason.

I’m impressed Tommy’s the Green Ranger No Join us together. Will it feed Zordon and savior? I Can’t believe Tommy was a green ranger. Yeah, I figured it out a while ago, but I didn’t think you guys would believe me What where you going to do now? Jason join him. I Guess you guys are gonna have to watch the next episode to find out Not everybody who pretends – your friend has your best interest in mind If you have friends that truly care about you make sure to treat them with kindness and respect Hey looks like you guys are ancient paid to your angel Destroy him Tommy I Can’t It’s Tommy no, no no

The Masquerade Part I – Escape the Night S2 (Ep 1)

– Has anybody talked to Joey Graceffa recently? I feel like he has been missing in action. And he’s not returning my texts, he’s not returning my calls… has anybody seen him? ♪ ♪ – The evil of the house had been contained, or so Joey believed. But it had a found a way into the cracks in his soul, and there it festered and grew, until an even greater evil began to call it… ♪ ♪ Taking Joey through time, to another era and to another den of evil.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ – ♪ ♪ – Your presence is most urgently requested. – Ay! Where you goin’? Lookin’ like a medieval Girl Scout. – My friends, I’ve been away for far too long. I want to invite you to a masquerade ball at an estate like no other. I’ll explain everything after you arrive. – “To attend, you must assume a persona reminiscent of the Victorian Era?” – “And be dressed accordingly, or the carriage, which can bring you across time.” – “Will remain invisible to your eyes.” – “A package will accompany your invitation “with the proper attire, which may contain a useful object.” – What’s this? – “There will be people and creatures “unique to the estate “that know their place “whom you will interact with. “You, however, will have no knowledge of what is to come. “You will be a newborn babe in this exciting and sometimes frightening place.” – No, no, no! I am not going to another party by Joey.

– Not today, Satan! – Last time, eight people died. Worst house party ever. ♪ ♪ – I am Alex, and I am a novelist. – I’m Liza Koshy, and I am the explorer. – I am Tyler Oakley. I am a thespian. – I’m Lauren, and I am the engineer. – My name is Jesse, and I am the outlaw. – I am Tana. I am a saloon girl. – My name is Andrea Russet. I am the mystic. – My name is DeStorm Power. I am a railroad tycoon. – My name is Gabbie. I am a vaudevillian. – I absolutely feel like I’m walking into a life-size dollhouse. This place is unbelievable. – I’ve never been to a ball before, but after seeing my girlfriend Lauren in that dress, there’s one in the near future. – Well, it’s his house. He’s probably just here somewhere. – No, he’s been missing for a few days. – I’m really excited. I’ve never done anything like this where I get to dress up with all of my friends.

– Oh! – – Oh, hey! – Welcome to my home. My name is Dorian. You all look so delicious. – I know that Joey likes theatrics, but I started to get a lot of bad energy when Dorian came down the stairs. – Excuse me. Where’s Joey? – He wanted me to greet you on his behalf, as he should be making his entrance shortly. I see you’ve met my daughter, Alison. – When I saw Alison for the first time, I was like, “Oh, she’s kinda hot.” She a little creepy, though. – Why don’t you get our guests some drinks? – We’re gonna wake up– – I propose a toast! – A toast. – A toast! – To Joey Graceffa – To Joey! – To Joey! – The man of the hour. – Cheers. – Cheers. – To Joey, wherever he may be. – My first impression of the mansion is pure decadence. I feel at home. – Now, enjoy the decor, ’cause I shall return for you when all is ready.

– Oh, my gosh. – What a beautiful home. – The chandelier! – You’re beautiful. – You’re beautiful. – So what are you? – A mystic. – What?! – What?! – No way. What does that mean? – What does that–yeah. – Um, I do a lot of potions. I talk to spirits. There’s a lot of spirits here tonight, actually. – Wait, wait, what do you do? – I explore. – Explore what? – I explore anything and everything. Any crevice, any underneath of the skirt, any inside the pants, anything like that, I’m exploring it. – I would say just avoid– avoid, uh, dark– dark doorways. I’m seeing bad… – But I love dark doorways. – I just love to be the center of attention. – I–I mean–I see that head to toe. – What do you do? – Uh, well, I’m a thespian, of course. – I’m a vaudevillian. Are you single? – I am exploring that. – Oh! – Tell me about your money. And your assets. I am a saloon girl.

And I embody a girl who comes from nothing, and she hustles her way up. – Railroads. – So how tight is your security on the, uh, these railroads? – How big is your gang? – Jesse looks like a outlaw. He look, he looks– he looks, like, he’s sneaky. I’ma have to watch him. – I’m just trying to survive. – I mean, aren’t we all? How did you create this? – I mean, just a little something. I’m an engineer, so I create things of all sorts. In style, of course. – You made that booty? – I made this booty. – That’s what Alex is writing about. – Yeah, this is the muse. This is the muse. – Are your books on Audible.com? – No, no.

Not yet. – Kindle? – No, it’s not– – Libraries? – I haven’t– – They’re just up here right now. – Yeah, they’re right here right now. – It’d be a shame if they were– anything would happen to you tonight. – Look. What is this? – That’s him.. That’s Dorian. – That’s Dorian! – Yeah. – That’s a Daddy, if I’ve ever seen one. – This is the guy. This is the guy that came downstairs. – Wait, that’s him? – This is–this is Dorian. – I noticed something was off with the painting. So I said, “Hold up. We got to check this painting.” – Whoa! – What?! How did you just see that? – Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

– Found a part of a map. – Wait, wait. – We found a part of a map. – Wait, wait. – we found something too! We found a thing! It’s a puzzle. – Well, it says either “live” or “evil.” – This has to do with something. It wouldn’t be open on this page if it didn’t have a meaning. – There’s no way. – Okay, so– – Try “Dorian.” That’s that guy’s name. Or is that–that’s too many. – It can only be four letters.

– A little bit too many. – It’s not Joey. It’s definitely not Joey. – I am the puzzle master. I’m a Sudoku master. – I don’t think that’s it. There we go! – I feel like we should– – Got it, got it. – What do you got? – No. – Uh, you broke it. – I think I just broke it. – We broke it. – And this guy–we just met this guy; he’s here. – Do you think he was just reading about himself before he came down here? – No. This is super cryptic. Like, cryptic AF. So we’re like, okay, and we took the book down with us to show everyone– just to, like, bring the evidence down to the group. Okay, so this bookmark says “evil” on one side and “live” on the other. – That sounds like an Eminem lyric. – Evil! – Evil? – That’s what it is. It has to be “evil.” – Or “live.” Try “live” or “evil.” – So we put “evil” into the combination, and my heart is racing. And it works. – It’s a– – The map? – It’s the other half of the map? – A key! – A key.

– So we need to find something that’s locked. – Could you come with me? – Yeah. So Alison pulls Alex and I aside, and I’m thinking, “Okay, you’re shady.” – You’re gonna have to leave. – We need to leave? – Get all your friends and go. It’s not safe here. – What do you mean, it’s not safe? – Is there somebody here? I’m like, “Oh, my God. Girl, I’m not here for this.” Like, I don’t trust you! But, like, also, I feel like I need to trust you because I don’t think any of this is good. – Your father’s ready for you in the ballroom. – I feel like we should go. – We should go. We should just–let’s just go. Something’s not right about this. – Something’s wrong. – Everyone, uh, if you could just follow me. – What? – Where’s she gonna take us? – I get bad vibes. – – All of a sudden, Liza’s screaming. I turn around, the door slams, and she is gone. – It just happened so fast, I felt like everyone was in shock. – We can’t leave Liza! – She’s gone! She’s gone! – We’re really bad friends.

We are not good friends. – Not matter what happens, we have to stick together. – Is nobody concerned about Liza? She literally just got taken by a really hot dude. Where is Liza? – This is Joey we’re talking about. It could just be theatrics. – All I know is, we need to get Joey and Liza and get out of here. – Listen! My father’s lying to you, okay? He’s not the owner of this estate. You need to stay close to me tonight, okay? – Okay. – Bring in the guests. – I mean, Joey invited us to have a good time. – You’re probably dying first. – I know. God. – Time to get lit. It’s time to get lit. I like your mask. – Stay with Alison. ♪ ♪ – I’m first, Alison. – Back off. I already laid claim. – Okay, things are a little wacky. – Stay close. – They’re talking about claiming people.

♪ ♪ – You don’t want to join this dance. – I wanted to join that game. – No, you do not. Trust me. – Um, you guys? – Ladies and gentlemen! Dinner has arrived! – They are vampires. – We are dinner. – But first… the appetizer. – Oh! That’s Joey! all: Joey! Joey! ♪ ♪ – I was all down for a ball. And then it just got real weird, real fast. – Alison, darling, do you care for a drink? You seem a bit pent-up. – I’m not thirsty. – Oh, you disappoint me. Bring in the other warm one. – Liza! – Guys? – Now it all makes sense.

Dorian called us delicious. There are vampires trying to eat us. This is not what I signed up for. – Why am I here?! Why are we all here? I’m about to get killed in front of all these people I just met. I didn’t even have a chance to party yet. – No! No! No! Liza! – I’m done waiting, Alison! – Back off! – Oh! – Get out! Get out! Go! Get out! – Go, go, go! – Go, go, go! – Alison! Lock the door! Morgan, secure the corridor exit! The rest of you, follow me! ♪ ♪ – Why are we in chains? – Ugh, this is so painful. – Joey, what is this? – How did you get here? – How did you get me here? You invited me here, Joey. – I did not invite you here. – Yes, you did. You invited us to a dinner party and this doesn’t look like dinner! – Last time this happened, I took some responsibility because I invited my friends into that situation.

I didn’t know what was going to happen. This time, I had no part inviting my friends. Someone set me up. – What happened to you? Why are you beaten? – I don’t know. I don’t remember really much. – What is that tube coming out of you? – They’ve been feeding off me. Apparently these vampires are not keen on… taking it directly from the neck. They like to pour it in a glass. Fancy. – We need keys. We need keys.

Right? – What’s that lever? Wh-what’s the–this lever? – Can you reach? – Okay, you’re chained in. I’m not. – – Oh, my God. Oh, my–did that hurt you? Did that hurt you? Did that hurt you? Now, I love Joey, but I want to get the heck out of this house. – Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. – Oh, my God! Okay, you’re free. I’m not. You are, though. Hello? Hi, yes, excuse me. Is anybody gonna save me?! – All right, no vampires in here, right? – Okay, guys, we have to figure out…

– What is going on? – Where’s Joey? Where’s Liza? Are they okay? – This is my kinda party. – We should get out of here and then call for help. Why would we stay here? – So you’re gonna just Uber home? You can’t leave. – So I think we’re all thinking the same thing. We should get out of here ’cause there’s vampires, but we can’t leave Joey. – If you want to save Joey, we have to take down my father. – Why would you betray your father? – There are other people who want out. I’m doing this for them. Okay, now, a stake to heart is not going to be enough to kill a vampire as powerful as my father.

He has to be placed in a circle of purified salt, burned by a sun stone, and then stabbed. – So we have to get ice? – Salt. – Salt? – You know what? My father used to keep purified salt in this room in case there’s a rebel vampire. – Of course he did. – Who is this Alison girl? Why is she being so nice to us? She’s a vampire too. – I’ll keep watch for you all. If there’s a vampire coming, you’ll hear this bell. – Oh, God. – If they come, you need to get out of sight. If they see you, they’ll drag you away. Okay? – Can we kill the vampires? – If we find the salt. – I was feeling like I wanted to leave, but now I feel like there’s a bigger story here that I want to stay and uncover.

– Now, you gonna ring that bell, right? You will ring the bell, right? – I’ll ring the bell. I promise. – What do we have? The key… – We have the map. – The map. – The map. – And we have to get out of here. – Who else is here? – I don’t know. – What’s going on? – All of us are here to see you for our dinner party. There’s, there’s– I forgot everybody’s names. A bunch of people here were invited to come to your dinner party. – That wasn’t me. – Okay– – I’ll tell you that. Do you think I would invite you and then just be chained up here? – Uh, I don’t know. You don’t remember how you got chained up. It could be your kink. – Kink? – I don’t know. If you’re kinky like that. Eh? – No. That not a thing? Wait, how did you get here? You have no idea how? – I just remember, like– oh God, I– um, I just… I don’t know. I feel bad, the fact that Liza’s in this position with me right now. It–it sucks, ’cause I know what it feels like, and to know that one of my friends is gonna possibly go through what I went through, like, I don’t want that for her.

– Oh, that feels so good. – Let’s get the F out of here. – Okay, please. – Did anybody check in, like, the cushions? – Did anybody check in Tana’s cleavage? I mean, I get, you know, wanting to get a little bit of attention. But, you know, I guess we all choose different ways to get that attention. Guys, I found a scroll. – Wait, I found a scroll too. – As did I–found a scroll. – What’s it say? – Wait a minute. – Hold on a sec– – Mine says, “3B.” – We’re finding little baby scrolls that have a number and a letter on them, and a shape. – Okay, well, the shapes have to mean something. – Three scrolls. – There’s two rectangles and one triangle. – All right, I found another one, y’all. I found another one. Of course I did, because I’m the mother– You cannot be a billionaire without having a strategy.

Plus, you got to have a pretty high IQ. – I had no idea we’re– – Oh, shit. Oh, shit. – Alison rings the bell. Just like alarms us that vampires are on their way. But my dress is just so big and voluptuous. – ♪ ♪ – Now, the vampire is guarding the only door that we’re able to get out of. So we immediately start looking around for something that can help us get out of here. – Maybe there’s some sort of thing that we can use to lure them away. – Lure him–your blood. – My–my blood? – What if you use your blood to lure him away? – That’s a good idea.

– You want to put some blood in the goblet? – Yeah, let’s try it. – Okay. – Wait, what’s that? It looks like something goes there. – Oh. – You know what that symbol is? That’s the symbol for life, I’m pretty sure. – How do you know that? – I played Yu-Gi-Oh! as a kid, and there was like a– a card on there that said… – I didn’t go to college. I’m not very educated. – Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! is a card game, so… – Oh. – Yeah. – I guess I don’t have to go to college for that. – Oh, wait. – Oh, my God, a note. There’s a note. – Okay, “The machine holds the secret to slaying the king of the vampires.” – The machine holds the secret… but it’s locked. – Oh, there’s a lock, okay. – Okay, it’s locked. – All right, we need to find something… – The keys that we have! – Another fricking key. Wait, you have the key? – No, the keys that we used. – These look very different. – We’re testing out every key on the box. None of them work. We look at the lock, and I’m looking at the keyhole, and it reminds me of something that I’ve seen before.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Does this work? – No. – Does this work? Why was this key on my body? Who put that there? I didn’t dress myself? At what point was I naked in a carriage? – Oh, it goes in. – Oh, my God. Oh, my God. – Whoa! – Ohhh! – That’s so sick. – Oh, my God. Wait, am I a vampire? That makes me so confused. We got it off. Open it.

– – It’s a book. – It’s a woman in the book. – Oh, my God. It looks like my grandma. – Okay, so what all do we have? – We have seven scrolls, half a map, and that’s it. And the key. – So what does all of this mean? – There’s another scroll. – Wait, wait. – If had to pick somebody who might be the smartest guest, I would say maybe Alex? He was looking everywhere. He was thinking about everything. He’s somebody that we’re not gonna survive this without. – What, did we find– – Oh, here’s a box! – Oh, my God. – Do you have a key? – I do. – The key that we found earlier unlocks the small box. Thank God. – Oh, the numbers to the– – Okay, listen, listen. “Recreate the king’s last game of pool “using these nine numbered balls. “Leave the others in the pocket. “Use a cue to line them up perfectly. The room holds the combination.” – I don’t know what any of that means.

– I do, I do, I do. I understand. – These. – Okay. – So 1C. So rectangle, and it goes here. So 1–so this is 1. – Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. There’s one missing. – We’re missing one scroll. – We all need to look for the last scroll. – There has to be another one. – Found it. – Good job. – “The wooden stake of Van Helsing, “the great hunter of vampires, is in…” In-bway? In-bed? – I didn’t go to college, remember? – Okay, “In-bueded with a dark magic “from the blood of 1,000 dead vampires. “To prevent it being used to kill him, “Dorian kept it here in the ballroom. “Three ankhs must be placed in the machine “and turned upside-down to reveal its location.” – That’s an ankh. The little, like, thing that you said symbolized life.

There’s three of them in this room. – Okay, let’s look. – Ankh? – Okay, this door looks suspicious. – Oh! – Oh, my God. Oh, my God. – Check that one. Check that one. I find the first cross, and I’m not surprised. Don’t go too close to the window. Hold on, I think I just– I found another one! – Girl! Oh, my God. – Oh, my God, I am such a good explorer. I found two of them. – You really are. I want to find one. We’re searching around the room. I am still kind of out of it, so I feel like I’m a waste, and I’m relying so much on Liza. – Okay, it’s really hidden. That was underneath a seat. Maybe this one’s more in, like, plain sight? – Yeah, good thinking. – Come here, come here, come here, come here! – Are you insane? – Wait, I think it’s in there! I think it’s in there! Is it in there? – Yes, it is! – It is? – Oh, my God, I found it.

– No. – I found the last one. – No, you didn’t. – And then three. – Last one, last one I have is, um, triangle B. – This goes right there. Put a cue ball, last O, right there, in the corner. – Oh, God. – And something’s gonna happen. – Oh, oh. – Brace yourself. – Are we doing it? – Put it down.

Go. – Oh, the box opened! – Oh, my God, you guys. – The box opened. – Oh, shit. – It’s another key! – Okay, well, what– – Try that. Try that right there. – Salt jar is empty, though. – So the key opens this glass case with pool cues, but we need salt, not pool cues. – What did she say we needed to do? A stake? – She said that we need– – A circle of salt. – A circle of salt. – And–and what? – And then we stab him. – Wait, wait, wait, are we stabbing someone? I’m not down. – No, we can’t stab him. – I’m so down. – It’s ringing! The bell! – Oh, the bell. Oh, the bell. – All right, you little shits! – Guys! – You smell nice. Come with me. Come with me, sweetie! – You guys, help me! You guys, help! You guys, you’re just gonna let her take me? – I do not like things surprising me.

The second something pops up, I am screaming like a three-year-old girl. It’s not pretty. – Okay, so we need salt. Is it at the bar? – No, there’s no salt over here. We looked everywhere. Check the cue– check the side of the cues. – Oh, maybe we have to play. – Who’s got the jar? – Found it. – You found something? – I found the salt! – Put it in there! Put it in! – Put it in! Put it in! – DeStorm realizes that the bottom of the pool stick opens up, which has the salt inside it. – That’s why I’m a billionaire. – I guess that’s all the salt we need. – Nah, we gonna check the rest of these doggone sticks. – Maybe just get your hands a little closer together.

– Oh, shit. – Oh, my God! – Now that we have the three crosses I found, we have to put them onto the machine, flip them upside down… – And you flip it upside down. – Flip it upside down Yeah, yeah. – It’s a book! – What the heck is that? – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! – Where was the bell?! – – “The only way past your guard is to impale him in the heart.” We have to murder him. – We have to kill him? No,I’ve never killed anybody before. Let alone a vampire. – Hey! – Oh, shit. Should I help? – Damn, girl. – Still don’t trust me? – Are you into murdering? – Let’s go for it. These vampires have kept me their prisoner, and I’m ready to get my vengeance. – You do got a lot to pay back for. They took a lot of your blood. Okay. – Hey! ♪ ♪ – Ahh! Okay! ♪ ♪ – Stop, stop! – Joey! – None of you are leaving this place alive! Who hasn’t done anything? – We just think that you should fight for your life.

– – Oh, shit! – How many more people have to die? – How do we get out of here? – You guys! – It’s your fault! You did this! – No, no! I want to live! – We’re all definitely changing in a bad way. .

SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2

Jeffy: Tacos gave me diarrhea, diarrhea, DIARRHEA! Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants! Mario: Jeffy, stop it! Don’t sing about stuff like that it’s gross! (BTW, all of the parenthesis are from iSunnyD) (doorbell rings) Jeffy: Somebody is at the door, at the door, AT THE DOOR! Somebody is at the door, and there is diarrhea in my pants! Mario: (sighs) Why jeffy? Mario: Uh, hello? Goodman: Give it to me… Mario: Give what to you? Goodman: Your house payment, Mario! Mario: It’s not due till midnight and it’s only eight o’clock! Aka 8pm Goodman: It’s midnight somewhere in the world! Mario: Well, look, I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to make my payment tonight…(You gone done the wrong thing Mario) Goodman: Mario, if you don’t pay your house payment by midnight tonight… Do you know what I’m gonna do to you? Mario: What? Goodman: Purple Nurple. (oh no). Mario: What? Purple Nurple? Goodman: I’m gonna take your nipple in this hand, see this hand, Mario? I’m gonna take your nipple and TWIST REALLY HARD!! I’m gonna take this hand and pick up where I left off and TWIST REALLY HARD!!! I’m gonna take this hand one more time, see this hand? Mario, see it? Bring it around town and SQUEEZE AND TWIST REALLY HARD!! And in this hand one more time, pick up where I left off, and TWIST REALLY HARD This hand Mario, one more time, look at this hand, watch it, bring it around town and TWIST REALLY HARD!( (sounds of constipation) I’m gonna rip your nipple clean off your chest Mario.

You see right here?(ouch) What do I have in my hand? Your nipple. Guess what I’m gonna do with you’re nipple Mario?( I don’t wanna know) Ah. (makes eating noise) ( this will make me throw up) Yummy your nipple. (Goodman, you are messed up) Mario: Tha- that seems like its gonna hurt… Oh yeah. I’ve only done it twice in my life before. The guy, the guy I did it to guess what his name is? Mario: What? Goodman: No Nipple Tim.

Guess how many house payments No Nipple Tim has missed? Mario: How many? Goodman: Zero. Hold up, why would Goodman do that to Tim if he never missed a house payment? So if you miss your house payment tonight Mario, your nickname is gonna be No Nipple Mario. See you later, No Nipple Mario. It kinda has a ring to it. Cat Piano: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Mario: Aw, my Poor nipples… Jeffy: What’s wrong, Daddy? Mario: Well, Jeffy, if I don’t come up with $2,000 by tonight. I’m gonna lose my nipples!( In the worst way possible) Jeffy: Well I don’t have nipples, see?( Because you’re a plushy, Jeffy) Mario: That’s gross Jeffy. I just need quick money tonight… TV: Yo, yo, yo! Do you need money tonight? Then enter in your most fire rap song, into the rap song competition! And you could win $50,000 dollars! $50,000! Just to make some stupid little rap song! I can do it, it can’t be that hard.

Okay. Uh, my name is Mario I really need some money if I don’t get it… Then my nipples will be goney? (You suck Mario!!) I don’t know! This is stupid! I’m gonna just ask Black Yoshi to do it… Hey Daddy I can make a rap! No, you can’t Jeffy. Yeah, I can daddy. I just need a saxophone. Wha, a saxophone?( Oh boy, here we go) *Epic sax solo* YASSSS!!! Wanna See My Pencil? x4 Hey Daddy, wanna see my pencil? I stick it in my nose, until it hits the middle.

It’s yellow, it’s special. It tastes like a pretzel. I hit it on my head to make it instrumental! I mental, I’m crazy, diaper like a baby, who’s the Easter Bunny? You know that is my daddy! My rhymes are freaking hot! You weren’t even ready. I got my jammies on, I’m ready for bed! Wanna See My Pencil? Wanna See My Pencil? Wanna See My Pencil? Wanna see my pencil? (7x) C A T P I A N O S O L O *Uh Noise* Back on the track, These hoes, I smack, These haters can’t kill me, you know that’s a fact! My diaper I pat, My Piano is a cat! I see a can of green beans, and i hit it with a bat! Always wear my helmet, don’t have to ride a bike! These bullies wanna try me, but you know we’re gonna fight! People say they hate me, well they can take a hike! I just schooled these haters, now lemme drop the mic! Wanna See My Pencil? (x4) Wanna see my pencil? (x7) Do you want to see my pencil?! So daddah, Wadya Think? Jeffy that was ridiculous! I can’t believe you submitted that! You’re not gonna win! Maaaan Daddah stop hatin’! When that beat drops, It’s gonna be straight fire! It’s gonna be top on charts, and tastin farts! Ima need a snorkel.

A snorkel, for what? For all the wet Kitty I’m gonna be swimming in. Wet kitty? Oh yeah, I’m talking wet, soaking wet. MEOW ?????? Who’s that? Jeffy, just stay right here. all right daddy. Hello? Hey is Jeffee here? Jeffy is here! 🙂 No No, Not no Jeffy. JayFee! Look anyway, I got $50,000 that he won in a rap content. WUH! He actually won the contest?? Yeah Man! Oh well come on inside! Alright, so uh, sit right here. JEFFY! JEFFY GET IN HERE! So Jeffy Really Won? Yeah, he sent us the HARDEST Rap song.

What’s up ball sniffers? Jeffy, you won the 50-thousand dollar rap contest! I knew that bit was hot! Yeah, you beat everyone in the competition! So here’s 50K who is that? Uh I Don’t Know… Hold on, I’ll get it. Uh hello? YO Mario! Is the rap judge here! Rap Judge? Well theres a guy here givin us 50K For a rap song. Wha? MOVE OUT THE WAY! Man! Look at all this paper! Yep! and its all yours! Wait! Not so fast! Who are you? MAN SOMEBODY GET THIS SKID MARK OFF MY TABLE! I’m Toad and I need to submit a song to the contest! Don’t waste your time. Well. Yeah, he’s right It’s kind of too late to submit a song But I kind of do want to hear another song so go ahead. send me a song. Let me see OH MAN WHO LET THE A@S OUT? HA HA! OH I NEED ALL GIRLS TO GET BONKERS BABY! JUST SHAKE IT! BABY TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY.

FOR THE MONEY BABY TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, MOVE DEM CHEEKS, TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, MAN YO BUTTS FOR WEEKS! TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, I NEED A SNEAK PEEK! I WAS STUDYING THAT BOOTY, I’M KINDA LIKE A GEEK! Studdy ASS, JONY HAD A SEIZURE (idk), Flow So SLICK, I think i got the measles! Booty make me hungry i need little caesars! Move it for the money girl! You all most legal! (God or something) SHAKE IT FOR THE MONEY, DON’T WORRY BOUT THE BUDGET BABY. Got a bunch of cash pound in the bucket baby! Dis song about butt, if you didn’t know the subject baby! Turn that ass like you just bought some megas baby? (hes hard to understand) TAG, YOUR IT, DAT BOOTY I’M CHASING, BOOTY GOT INSURANCE GO HEAD AND BREAK IT.

BOOTY LIKE A TREASURE, IT’LL BE HARD TO TAKE IT I MEAN THAT ASS IS ON FIRE! STOP DROP AND SHAKE IT! (x1). TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY (x2). DO IT FOR THE HUNDREDS BABY, FOR THE HUNDREDS BABY TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY (x3). DO IT FOR THE HUNDREDS BABY, FOR THE HUNDREDS BABY OKAY, YA KNOW I LIKE DAT ASS, BRING IT BOOKS (IDK) IM FLYIN FIRST CLASS. I’M STUDYING SOME TURBULENCE, OH WAIT THAT’S HER ASS. CHEEKS TOO BIG GONNA MAKE ME CRASH, BUT I HAVE CONTROL, DON’T MAKE ME GET THE PADDLE! Shake that ass for me, i hope its not hassle.

MOVE IT LIKE YOUR AT IT, I’LL GET YOU A SADDLE! SHAKE IT REAL FAST, JUST LIKE A BABY’S RATTLE PUT YOU ON SCREEN, YOU COULD BE A NIGHTCLUB WHIP IT LIKE A SLAVE BABY GIRL, CALL ME MASTERS. Prayin for some booty, (unintelligible) as a pastor Wind it up baby, and the f is for faster (if anything is wrong, its because i can’t understand them :/) Shake it, Shake it, and dont forget to drop it, dat ass to big, girl you know I’m bein honest! Make them cheeks shine, like they gettin polished Twerk for you tuition for college. Toad: TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY, FOR MONEY BABY WHOA! THIS SONG CHANGES EVERYTHING! DIS SONG IS FIRE! Wh- What’s going on? Man dis song’s so good… it might be a tie! A TIE ARE YOU HIGH!!?? (Here’s another one rhymes) Wha a tie? IT CANT BE A TIE! You already said Jeffy Won! Look Look Look, Its so good, I think Toad put up a good fight! Yeah mine is good, right? Wa Wa Wait, so so if the songs are tied, how are we gonna settle this? Huh, I Don’t know…

Maybe we should call the fire department to see whose song is the most fire! MARIO: wa wa Okay, so I got a call about a fire. Yeah, we want you to see which song is the most fire! What, which song is the most fire? Yeah? Yeah. Wha-, So you’re telling me. There’s no actual fire here No, we we just want you to see which song is better which song is the most FIRE! All right just play the songs. okay. (the sound of a blazing fire) UH, Yeah both of those songs are pretty fire. I think I got third-degree burns on my face.

So which song was the most fire? Huh well they were both pretty fire, but I got a thing for butts so I’m gonna go with that one Wahoo! I won! THATS B.S! Yeah, Jeffy’s song was better. Well the firefighter has spoken. I’m gonna go to the hospital now… Oh Man… Jeffy I Can’t believe you lost Well Jeffy. I guess you can say bye-bye to my nipples.

Bye Bye Daddy’s nipples. I was supposed to get $2,000 by tonight. Oh well daddy i got this! $10,000??? Yep. Where’d you get that at Jeffy? Oh I stole it off the pile of money. (SAVAGE)Wha- you stole it? Yeah, I’m about that life. I’m on that gangster shiz. Well I guess my nipples are saved. YAY! Daddy’s nipples! Let’s Celebrate, daddy. Let me grab my hoes. Wha-? hoe? There you go Daddy, my main hoe! *best song ever* (Jeffy’s Rap 2, obivously) Captions by PokemonPlushUniversal, Hansen, BlankFlank, Natlie Chaet aka NDC, Omar Addus, RubberDaduckey, and Tom Clover

Inside Anfield: Liverpool 5-0 Huddersfield | Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain returns to action

CHEERING I love that. A tow truck? You’re joking! Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, back in the Liverpool squad for the first time in a year. Yeah, unbelievable. We had to think about, when we wrote the names on the teamsheet today, how we always call him, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, there are a lot of options – Alex, Ox, Chambo, whatever, and so it’s that long ago, but it’s really nice, it’s really good news that he’s back. He’s been back for a while, and now today back in the squad, so it’s cool, really cool. This is a bit different from when you were playing, but there are certainly similarities. That’s the similarity, the big one, that’ll be everywhere Liverpool are… John. Alisson! Alisson! APPLAUSE VIRGIL: Come on, guys. Salah! Salah! Sadio! Virgil! VIRGIL: Come on, guys, come on! Please join us now, ladies and gentlemen, in a period of silence, as we show our respects to the Anfield Iron, the one and only Tommy Smith.

FANS: Yes! FANS: Yes! ♫ Doo-doo-doo, du-duh-duh ♫ Oh, Mane-Mane Doo-doo-doo, du-duh-duh ♫ Oh, Mane-Mane… ♫ CROWD ROARS CHEERING ♫ Liverpool, top of the league ♫ Liverpool, Liverpool, top of the league ♫ Liverpool, top of the league ♫ Liverpool, Liverpool, top of the league. ♫ FANS: Ohhh… MOCK JEERING FANS: Yes! Yes! Yes! See you in a bit. I said you’re a big name in Liverpool! Well, boss, congratulations, five-star performance, record-breaking goals, a really brilliant night. Absolutely. Fantastic goals, both boys scored two, which is nice, and again, the full-backs… with an assist storm, I don’t know what to say about that. So it’s good, very nice. Top man, thanks, gaffer. .

Talking Tom and Friends – The audition (Season 1 Episode 0)

Are you ready I hope you’re ready because I am definitely ready what am I ready for I’ll tell you what I’m ready for I’m ready for you TV producers to give me my own show Oh ginger pay attention okay here it is the talking tom reality TV show audition video now I’m not gonna come on here and be like Oh producers please please please give me reality show no I don’t need to do that why because I know when you see my friends and my cool life you’re gonna be like oh Tom please please please let us give you a reality show hey probably being paranoid but just wanted to make sure that you knew I was kidding when I was acting like you for canopy begging me to do a reality show okay okay and cut thanks ginger Angela I got here as quickly as I could your message said it was urgent is everything okay yes I’m finally filming my reality show audition tape oh not really interested now Angela I need you to check the acoustics for our new reality TV confession booth Tom it’s a bathroom well yeah people sound great in the bathroom that’s why they sing in the shower there’s no shower in here there’s just a toilet shower toilet use your imagination what use my imagination are you kidding me right now that’s our Angela she’s not only my good friend but she is also kind of a pop star you might even know some of her songs yeah yeah baby baby why don’t you send one of your songs I love Tom but my manager thought it might hurt my career to sing one of my real songs on his crazy audition tape as you can see this is no ordinary neighborhood garage it’s what we call the studio and it’s where I produce games and songs and apps with my best friend and business partner Ben ah please tell me that camera isn’t recording are you kidding me that was reality TV gold Ben here is the owner of all this high-tech expensive equipment correct Tom so don’t you dare touch it Ben’s mom will let him keep the stuff at his house because of a few too many shall we say power surges caused a few too many shall we say the house fires not really my fault our electricity grid badly needs an upgrade so Ben can you tell us what kind of mind-blowing life-changing high-tech invention you’re working on I can but I don’t see the reason why I would oh come on Ben tell us what it does well if you must know this is a squirting flower joke app ooh what’s that no no don’t push it hmm it doesn’t even work well it should now that is the funniest thing I have ever seen you do what do you mean I’m often very funny ah not really uh-huh I am so nope nope hmm you reality show producers you should know the following yes I’m a tech genius but I also possess a well rounded personality for example I can be whimsical I’m often spontaneous I’m organized in a fun way and most of all I am humorous you’re humorous what you don’t think I’m funny you know what forget I said anything oh no no no no you’re not leaving until I’ve shown everyone that I am more than just the brains of this operation please don’t um hello viewer prepare to laugh at the following stand-up comedy humor presentation joke number one so yesterday I flew in from the West Coast and boy are my arms tired so you see Tom the word flu has two different meanings so Ben if the joke is funny you don’t need to explain why it’s funny stop it Tom you’re embarrassing yourself I have studied a lot more comedy than you have good day oh of course the best comedy comes from a spreadsheet what are those two bickering about do they think that’s gonna impress the producers and why am I talking to you instead of talking directly to them ah take over hi I’m Tom’s roommate Hank I’ve seen every sitcom made from 1986 to 1994 and in France ah I’m called hot ginger Oh ginger ginger it’s your turn to talk hey that’s my phone I told you if you don’t behave I’m gonna send you home just like my role model Hank ah I feel Li what who disciplines the kid that’s why he looks up to me hey give me that and tell the producers about yourself tom you start I’m what people call a visionary some days I’ll wake up and think let’s see today I’m gonna design a hot air balloon that can land on a passing asteroid except a hot-air balloon can’t fly in space that’s a minor detail comments like that prove that you’re just not a visionary and you’re not a scientists you two are a great team tell us about some of the apps you’ve created Oh tell her about the ray-ray oh why did you bring that up the ray-ray was an app that used bursts of microwaves to locate people nearby named ray Wow nobody needs that well maybe we should talk about cook my salmon the app that makes your phone so hot it can cook salmon which totally worked it just drained your battery and set your pants on fire really guys so tell us how you first met well it was like a million years ago no it was 8.3 years ago eight-point-three you’re talking nonsense nonsense you’re the king of nonsense no the vibe I’m going for here is everyone’s got their own whatchamacallit so tom is there anything about Ben that gets on your nerves don’t touch that don’t touch my computer that’s it I’m never going to work with you again hey Tom how’s it going not so good I don’t think my video is good enough to convince the TV producers to give me a reality show that just turned it into a very special Christmas audition video would that work do you know that show the Hermit Housewives of the Aran Islands sure everyone does they were almost canceled and then they turn to every episode to do a very special Christmas special would that work for us don’t ask me ask this guy somebody goes Santa hohoho where did he come from okay ginger cue the snow and action this season children all over the world are going to be asking me for the same thing Santa there sing all I want is to see a reality show sorry talk to Tom and his friends hey what is this it’s a public service announcement for children who want me to get my own reality show kids watch enough TV my show will be good it’ll be like a Christmas miracle but I’m not sure if the TV producers will like it Oh what do you need a TV producer for to make all my dreams come true oh good one tom you don’t need some outdated washed-up TV producer to make your own reality TV show I don’t know oh you need it’s a video camera a computer and a bunch of crazy goofball friends which you definitely have I do oh yes you do so just make the show yourself I can do that thanks Santa this may be the best Christmas ever hey buddy Ned Johnson until about Awful’s singing stops I’m staying right in here with you confession camera you’re welcome forgot my Christmas list Oh

UPDATE 1.8.0 BEYBLADE BURST RIVALS CHEGANDO! PREVIEW INÉDITO

Hello there! I am Cyprus from Brazil and we got you more Beyblade Burst Rivals Gameplay! The new 1.8.0 update is coming soon and we got you and exclusive preview of its contents! And for the first time ever this game is getting Korean support! Lets say hi to our korean friends! Here’s some images when you play the game in korean Lets see what new things are coming The team menu got upgraded, you can easily equip avatars fast. No need to check individually Back then, you needed to select the bey, then scroll down, then pick your avatar Now the only thing you need to do is to pick your bey and select right from the team menu Speaking of avatars, a second batch of new avatars are coming and we will battle with them and see its attacks We got the national league tournament, which for me feels like a 3rd part of the story mode.

10 stages We got the quick rounds menu, on these battles the game auto plays so you can get experience fast And the tutorial has changed! Get ready to feel you’re playing an episode from the cartoon in your app! Look at the 1st match! Right at the start its a 5* lv40 Shu! Can you believe this? *reads in character voice* And now we battle look at it! Valt uses a boost skill! Shu as well! *reads in character voice* *reads damage* *collects tiles* Shu will use a special move now! Ring out 1-0 *reads in character voice* Once again Valt uses a boost skill! Shu as well! Get ready for our avatar attack! Look at Valtryek right there! Genesis Reboot and a powerful attack! Burst Finish, and Cyprus is the champion! *reads in character voice* Actually this is just a dream and nothing of this happened! Now Valt wakes up and the tutorial starts Now we will check the other stuff from the update Now we will play the Speed Rounds, they play automatically and help you get experience We will fight this wakiya and you will see how different things will be This is where you go whenn you have a low level beyblade you want exp.

For Wakiya only has 1 stamina, this battle only has 1 round, and I’m not even touching the screen For example, if you got a low * beyblade that you want to increase its level to raise its stars, you go here And done. No dialogue, no launch sequence, just speed. You can go straight to the next rival too Now we got Horushood. Same deal, fast battles, i dont touch anything Horushood got burst, and we get the rewards Now lets return and check our new avatars on the National League Dont forget that the World Championship tournament is back from the 2018 event That one that happened in Paris! Balanced Defender from Latvia won the world championship A special genesis valtryek was available and if you missed it, you can get it again Now lets play the national league mode and see the new avatar atatcks Dont forget to download beyblade burst rivals, links in the description below *reads in character voice* Lets begin with surge xcalius and we will use a boost skill that gives us an avatar attack right at the start Surge xcalius makes a “X” with attack type tiles! Lets summon him Here it comes with saber strike! Awesome! *collects tiles* *reads damage* Next rival, please! We just saw the avatar attack and we will see some others Now its Free *reads in character voice* This time we will use Luinor L3 and that skill as well Seems Free is also using a boost skill, lets see Notice as Luinor gives us tiles but expects us to finish the job, this is so like his user, Lui Now look at the avatar! Dragon Shock! *collects tiles* *reads damage* Air Burst! Another victory for us! *reads in character voice* I admit I havent watched the episodes from seaosn 2, I dont know how their dubbed voices are like Thicos Bey our friend reviews those episodes, go watch and sub to him Now for Maximum Garuda Our next rival is wakiya I cant tell what his level and stars are, couldnt see him in the main menu Garuda is here, we only got stamina enough for 1 use of this skill *special skills* Garuda is there! Get ready for its attack! Look at this aerial missile! *reads damage* *reads skill effect* Notice that garuda places stamina and defense tiles, as it is hard to burst it in real life *collects tiles* No aerial burst! But at least we won We are out of stamina so we cant start the battle with a special move anymore And garuda is here once again! Notice that garuda places stamina and defense tiles, as it is hard to burst it in real life *collects tiles* *reads damage* Garuda is here once again! *collects tiles* *reads damage* Finally defeated! That’s 3-0 for us *reads in character voice* Mission clear! Get ready for this new update coming soon to your apps So dont forget to like, to comment and to subscribe! Hey, south korea! This game is coming soon to your phones! See you in the next videos and thank you!

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